Apros of nothing:

A college of my ........ worked with a certain lady who was some what tempermental.

Looker, but tempermental.

Had this uncharming trick of slapping (or trying to) any man who said anything to her that she didn't like or considered insulting (like the truth).

Note: She only did this when she had a glass or three. Don't ask me how she got away with it because I don't know. Put it down to most men's reluctance to hurt a looker.

Tried it on one chap in a wine bar.......

She swung and he wrapped his fist around her hand.

She tried it with the other one.

He caught that as well.

She thought "Oh S....." thinking that he was going to return the faviour.

He just looked at her and asked "You finished?"

Anyway, one thing lead to another and she is now married to him.

Two kids.