Do not live downstream from large groups of promiscuous women. You should always try and live upstream from them.
I must admit, you Scots are quite amusing at times...lol
Jist wait till ah get ma hauns oan ye, ya wee bugger. Ah'll gie ye laldie....LOL
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....he felt the prompting of his heritage, the desire to possess, the wild danger-love, the thrill of battle, the power to conquer or to die. Jack London