my dad used to say = if you're gonna get creamed, pick out the biggest guy and nail him good. if done right and he goes down and stays down it just might be a showstopper.

that's after you have tried all of the above...

personally, i'd try an epileptic seizure - i've seen enough that i 'm sure i could pull one off..

or crying and peeing in your pants...

or vomiting on the money as you hand it over..

whatever it takes to be in one, intact, non-bleeding piece when done...

you may look stupid or foolish or cowardly, but who's really smarter?