Maybe I just have an evil turn of mind...

Will wax dipped magnesium coated Cheetos pass through airport security? Are they likely to be confiscated? They are? I wonder what the chances are that one of the TSA agents would eat them?
[evil laugh, rubbing hands together...]

"But Officer, I just don't understand. He ATE my firestarter kit? And could you please explain how this was MY fault???"

Sue