Hi Colbyhouse

Strange that you should mention the cheesy snack as I have recently watched the results of the cheesy snack obsession on a TV diet/health show programme. There was this chap who was fond of cheesy wotsits (UK version of Cheetos). He was in a right state, he looked like an overweight alcoholic with serious acne, bright red face (especially his nose) with a multitude of blistering pustules all over his face. The presenter of the diet/health show duly lit a cheesy Wotsit in front of him much to his surprise! (poor guy had a fatty liver and stage 2 diabetes but after refraining from his favourite cheesy snack for 3 months had lost 3 stone and now looked completely fresh faced).
I don’t know whether this chap had a magnesium deficient diet but if the cheesy stack were to be dipped in edible candle wax and the dusting of magnesium was refrained from, then the cheesy fire lighter could double up as an emergency food source (if only for a short period and only in the most dire circumstances).