Well, I'll try to get everything...

1.)Wallet, which contains -
Spare car key
$20 Emergency Money
Victorinox Swisscard w/ extra razor blade taped to it, and sewing needles inside with the nail file
Emergency phone numbers/contacts

2.)Cell Phone
3.)Assorted keys, including home, car, padlocks, and even a handcuff key, all with broken off multitool attachment to the keychain
4.)Victorinox Swisstool Spirit
5.)CRKT folder (forgot what kind, but it's got that new locking system, forgot what that was too)
6.)Bandanas (2-3 in back pocket)
7.)Assorted cord, some braided to store extra (in other back pocket)
8.)Any one of my "Survival Tubes" (usually made from empty Airborne tubes), which contain any/all of the following -
Small Classic SD SAK or Leatherman Micra
Sparklite
Cottonballs
Safety Pins
Sewing thread
Strike-anywhere matches
Trick re-lighting birthday candles
small compass
other sewing needles
9.) Inova X5 flashlight
and finally...
10.) The gray matter between my ears which the Almighty has bestowed upon me and for which I am thankful for each and every day, even though I don't probably mention that as often as the big man upstairs likes...