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#298699 - 03/25/21 12:48 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Herman30]
UncleGoo Offline
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Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 390
Loc: CT
Originally Posted By: Herman30
About The Who-band.

"Who sang this?"
"Yes."
"Yes sang this?"
"No, Who sang this."
"Thats what im asking."
"Go to hell."


There's a whole parody of this on youtube (Who, Guess Who, & Yes).
Search there for:
The Credibility Gap - The Rock Festival (Who's On First?)
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#298736 - 03/31/21 05:53 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Monk Offline
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Registered: 10/06/10
Posts: 9
Loc: Alabama
Do you know when the worst time is to have a heart attack?

During charades.
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#298869 - 04/19/21 07:53 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
wolffromwv Offline
Stranger

Registered: 04/14/21
Posts: 9
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ahhhhh.

Ahhhhh who?

Werewolves of London...

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#298870 - 04/19/21 10:08 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
haertig Offline
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Registered: 03/13/05
Posts: 2322
Loc: Colorado
I was up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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#300000 - 09/12/21 01:00 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Hanscom Offline
Journeyman

Registered: 11/23/05
Posts: 86
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws on the ends of its paws.
A comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

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#302383 - 04/19/24 11:47 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 11/13/06
Posts: 2958
Loc: Nacogdoches, Texas
The tale unfolded around a pregnant woman who fell into a coma. When she finally awoke, she was met with a startling revelation—she had given birth to twins, a baby boy and a baby girl. However, the nurse had some unsettling news for her. The nurse informed the new mother, "Your brother has already named your children."

The new mother's face contorted with dread and curiosity as she braced herself for her brother's unique taste in names. 'Oh no, what has he bestowed upon my innocent babies?' she quivered, fearing the worst.

"The girl's name is Deniece," replied the nurse.

The new mother's face lit up with relief and joy upon hearing a name she found beautiful. Feeling optimistic, she asked, "And what is my little boy's name?"

The nurse caught between amusement and disbelief, hesitated before delivering the final blow. 'Denephew,' she finally uttered, a hint of a smile playing on her lips, as if even she couldn't fathom the absurdity of the name.
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#302384 - 04/24/24 10:40 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Registered: 11/09/06
Posts: 2847
Loc: La-USA
What do you call an old snowman????





A glass of water!
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