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#298699 - 03/25/21 12:48 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Herman30]
UncleGoo Offline
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Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 390
Loc: CT
Originally Posted By: Herman30
About The Who-band.

"Who sang this?"
"Yes."
"Yes sang this?"
"No, Who sang this."
"Thats what im asking."
"Go to hell."


There's a whole parody of this on youtube (Who, Guess Who, & Yes).
Search there for:
The Credibility Gap - The Rock Festival (Who's On First?)
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#298736 - 03/31/21 05:53 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Monk Offline
Stranger

Registered: 10/06/10
Posts: 9
Loc: Alabama
Do you know when the worst time is to have a heart attack?

During charades.
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#298869 - 04/19/21 07:53 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
wolffromwv Offline
Stranger

Registered: 04/14/21
Posts: 9
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ahhhhh.

Ahhhhh who?

Werewolves of London...

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#298870 - 04/19/21 10:08 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
haertig Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 03/13/05
Posts: 2322
Loc: Colorado
I was up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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#300000 - 09/12/21 01:00 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Hanscom Offline
Journeyman

Registered: 11/23/05
Posts: 86
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws on the ends of its paws.
A comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

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