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#298585 - 03/08/21 10:35 PM Corny Jokes
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Registered: 11/13/06
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If you know of a good corny joke, post it here.

Question: Why was the Scarecrow always being promoted?

Answer: He is always outstanding in his field.

Jeanette Isabelle
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#298587 - 03/09/21 03:14 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased’s wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, “Plethora.” The widow smiles appreciatively. “Thank you,” she says. “That means a lot.”
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#298605 - 03/13/21 02:50 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
nursetim Offline
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Registered: 08/29/06
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Loc: the last bastion of PHRASECENS...
Why isn’t dark spelled with a “c”?

You can’t “c” in the dark.
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#298608 - 03/13/21 02:32 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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According to a new report, adverse side effects occurred in over 3,000 women who used Botox last year—none of whom seemed surprised.
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#298683 - 03/23/21 12:27 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Question: What's the difference between rats and squirrels?

Answer: The squirrels hired a better P.R. firm.

Jeanette Isabelle
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“Birds of a feather sure know how to clip each other’s wings, huh?” Lutz, Ascendance of a Bookworm: Part 2 Volume 4

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#298685 - 03/23/21 04:55 AM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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We have a saying that a squirrel is a rat with fancier clothing.

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#298690 - 03/23/21 03:10 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in sentences often goes undetected.
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#298691 - 03/23/21 06:13 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Jeanette_Isabelle Offline
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Question: Who invented the steam engine?

Answer: Watt is his name.

Jeanette Isabelle
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“Birds of a feather sure know how to clip each other’s wings, huh?” Lutz, Ascendance of a Bookworm: Part 2 Volume 4

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#298692 - 03/23/21 06:35 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Herman30 Offline
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About The Who-band.

"Who sang this?"
"Yes."
"Yes sang this?"
"No, Who sang this."
"Thats what im asking."
"Go to hell."

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#298693 - 03/23/21 07:38 PM Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
Michael2 Offline
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Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 63
Question: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

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