I suggest you turn off the TV, get a good book and a nice glass of wine or something and take a break.
Well said, sir.
I walk down aisles empty of paper products and bottled water, and turn into aisles fully stocked with beer, wine, and ice cream.
People have the strangest priorities.
And if I have no tp, I am ikely sitting next to bathtub: grab a shower. Way more effective than washing my hands, and it's not like I have lots else to do.