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#292789 - 07/20/19 03:27 PM Area 51
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Let's get a group of forum members together and join the assault on Area 51. When the shooting starts we could whip out the FAKs.

Who's in?
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#292790 - 07/20/19 04:06 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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Posting above reported to moderators. Do not seem to fit the forum rules.

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#292793 - 07/20/19 07:30 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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Despite rumors to the contrary, The moderators do have a sense of humor and are fine with the post.
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#292795 - 07/21/19 02:52 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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Me, were I bizarre enough to participate in an event like this, I'd surely opt to take a larger FAK than I normally carry.

This might turn out to be a interesting showcase of our military's capabilities. Although, stopping a herd of people carrying bongs and beers through the desert could probably be handled easily using nothing more than medieval technology.

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#292796 - 07/21/19 02:58 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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That depends. Which superpower were you wanting to use for this assault?

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#292803 - 07/22/19 12:21 AM Re: Area 51 [Re: Jeanette_Isabelle]
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Originally Posted By: Jeanette_Isabelle
That depends. Which superpower were you wanting to use for this assault?

Jeanette Isabelle


My ability to bore people into a stupor with a discussion on the difference between cash and accrual accounting. We'll walk right in.


Edited by brandtb (07/22/19 12:24 AM)
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#292804 - 07/22/19 06:52 AM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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Since the mob is proposing to Naruto run toward Area 51, I guess there will be many knee and face injuries from tripping on the uneven terrain. (I seem to recall that if you knock a tooth out, you should keep it in cold milk until you reach a dentist.)

The plus side is that there won't be broken arms.

Apparently this is the physical conditioning regiment that many are undertaking to rescue aliens in Area 51:

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/8382/Gym-Posts-Training-Video-To-Help-Aliens-Escape-Area-51

For the old folks -- Naruto is a fictional character from a Japanese cartoon (or "anime" in Japanese). He likes to run leaning forward, with his arms behind.

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#292806 - 07/22/19 02:38 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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As an oldie, thank you very much, Bingley, for the update of "Naruto." I would never have known.

I suspect there would be broken arms, though, as well as a high percentage of cranial injuries, unless suitable head protection is worn...
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#292807 - 07/22/19 03:55 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: brandtb]
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Sounds like the posture that speed skaters use. However, they are on very flat, very manicured ice. Not a rocky desert floor.

I hope they post videos!

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#292809 - 07/22/19 09:01 PM Re: Area 51 [Re: Doug_Ritter]
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Originally Posted By: Doug_Ritter
Despite rumors to the contrary, The moderators do have a sense of humor and are fine with the post.

Please enlighten me where the humour is `cos I don´t get it. confused

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