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#274290 - 02/22/15 10:49 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
Byrd_Huntr Offline
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He didn't get a bite on the coprolite
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#274291 - 02/22/15 11:00 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
barbakane Offline
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Registered: 03/12/09
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Loc: Florida
The dung all around was a sight
From the smell we'd get no respite
Leave it alone for a while
In an undisturbed pile
And soon it will be coprolite

uhh, that's all I got.
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#274292 - 02/23/15 01:30 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 02/27/08
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Next thread on ETS: emergency poetry and toilet verses

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#274293 - 02/23/15 01:53 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: Bingley]
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Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 3242
Loc: Alberta, Canada

An off-colour verse in a desperate fight
has power to reset your thought and your sight;
if you're in a pickle
and chuckle a little,
you may just come through it all right.

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#274330 - 02/26/15 04:45 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
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Dudes, these limericks are hysterical. I remember singing the knight's one at the tops of our lungs at Boy Scout Camp. Good job Barbakane on incorporating "coprolite"!
-Blast, getting weird looks from his wife...
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#274334 - 02/26/15 07:10 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: Blast]
AKSAR Offline
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Loc: Alaska
Our limericks are most scatological
They have gone well beyond archaeological
Since our humorous delight
Now extends to coprolite
We’re getting downright paleontological!
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#302527 - 10/20/24 10:10 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
adam2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/08
Posts: 484
Loc: Somerset UK
A ready made solution is available.
Simply purchase a "free standing raised toilet seat"
These are sold by many suppliers of mobility and healthcare equipment.
They are intended to be used with a standard type of flush toilet.
They can be used on any firm and level surface, with a bucket under to receive the waste.

https://www.essentialaids.com/bathroom/t...KxoCS9QQAvD_BwE

Link provided to show the TYPE of product to which I refer and not by way pf any specific recommendation.

And yes I know that this is a very old thread, but the points raised are still relevant.


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#302529 - 10/21/24 12:34 AM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: ki4buc]
dougwalkabout Offline
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Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 02/03/07
Posts: 3242
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Good intel adam2 -- but it's not a limerick. Could you rephrase?

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#302543 - 11/04/24 06:59 PM Re: Emergency Toilets for Obese People [Re: dougwalkabout]
adam2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/08
Posts: 484
Loc: Somerset UK
Originally Posted By: dougwalkabout
Good intel adam2 -- but it's not a limerick. Could you rephrase?


I am no good at limericks, others are welcome to have a go.

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