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#199409 - 04/01/10 04:54 AM Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published
Doug_Ritter Offline

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Registered: 01/28/01
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ETS Survival News is an irregularly published compendium of news (usually published on March 32) related to survival, survival gear and search and rescue: www.equipped.org/ets_news_0108.txt
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#199411 - 04/01/10 05:07 AM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Doug_Ritter]
Alex Offline
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LOL! On every paragraph... laugh

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#199412 - 04/01/10 05:09 AM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Doug_Ritter]
Richlacal Offline
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Registered: 02/11/10
Posts: 778
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Very well done,Indeed! Now I have a Real good reason to wash my Keyboard,Screen,floor,etc.

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#199425 - 04/01/10 01:16 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Doug_Ritter]
Blast Offline
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Registered: 07/15/02
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Loc: TX
Doug, you've outdone yourself with this one. It's the funniest ever!!

-Blast
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#199432 - 04/01/10 02:37 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Blast]
Compugeek Offline
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Registered: 08/09/09
Posts: 392
Loc: San Diego, CA
[applause]

Very, very good!
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#199434 - 04/01/10 02:52 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Blast]
Doug_Ritter Offline

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Originally Posted By: Blast
Doug, you've outdone yourself with this one. It's the funniest ever!!

-Blast


Thanks, but please note that I can't claim all the credit or keep the accolades to myself. It is a group project. In particular, forum member Clifford Grout deserves a lot of the credit.
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#199435 - 04/01/10 02:52 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Compugeek]
Jesselp Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 266
Loc: New York
The new A&F PARKA bit had me laughing out loud on the train this morning. My wife wanted to know what was so funny and I showed her. She now thinks (OK, well, she has confirmed) that I'm really odd.

Thanks!

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#199438 - 04/01/10 04:23 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Jesselp]
oldsoldier Offline
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Registered: 11/25/06
Posts: 742
Loc: MA
Excellent newsletter! I SO look forward to these when they come out! This week, this was a true "survival kit" for my brain-thanks all who contributed for the laughs!!!!
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#199440 - 04/01/10 04:28 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: oldsoldier]
Dagny Offline
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Registered: 11/25/08
Posts: 1918
Loc: Washington, DC

That was a cathartic laugh, thanks!

I may just survive this day.


:-)

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#199443 - 04/01/10 05:02 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: Dagny]
sybert777 Offline
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Registered: 10/15/09
Posts: 300
Loc: 62208
truly hilarious!

I would get the capitol one card just for its usability!!

Terminally Stupid Administration!!! LOL!!!

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#199457 - 04/01/10 08:27 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: sybert777]
Johno Offline
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Registered: 01/05/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Scotland
I love April the first on here, the thought that goes into the March the 32nd issue is always appreciated.
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#199460 - 04/01/10 09:26 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: sybert777]
cliff Offline
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Registered: 05/12/01
Posts: 271
Loc: Louisiana
Glad everybody liked it. It is always as much fun to create each year as it is work.

And thanks, Doug, for the opportunity!

FULL DISCLOSURE: No alcoholic beverages or illicit substances were consumed during the making of this year's ETS Survival News, and no animals, TSA employees, or former 'Baywatch' stars were harmed.

.....CLIFFORD
(Like, who else?)

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#199463 - 04/01/10 10:13 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: cliff]
Blast Offline
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Originally Posted By: cliff
Glad everybody liked it. It is always as much fun to create each year as it is work.

And thanks, Doug, for the opportunity!

FULL DISCLOSURE: No alcoholic beverages or illicit substances were consumed during the making of this year's ETS Survival News, and no animals, TSA employees, or former 'Baywatch' stars were harmed.

.....CLIFFORD
(Like, who else?)


I am humbled by your wit!
-Blast
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#199464 - 04/01/10 10:14 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: cliff]
RayW Offline
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Registered: 12/06/01
Posts: 601
Loc: Orlando, FL
Thanks to Doug and Clifford and any other contributors to the March 32 newsletter.

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#199468 - 04/01/10 11:24 PM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: RayW]
billvann Offline
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Registered: 05/10/01
Posts: 780
Loc: NE Illinois, USA (42:19:08N 08...
Pamela Deecups! "Pocket tool" Love it!

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#199607 - 04/04/10 12:54 AM Re: Latest Edition of ETS Survival News Published [Re: sybert777]
BruceZed Offline
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Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 319
Loc: Canada
I liked the "PETA ATTACKS RITTER AND THE PSP "

I for one am immediately going to stop carrying matches and a striker and instead begin to wear only fluffy alpaca-wool sweaters, made with wool from a free-range, green cooperative.
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