bulldozers with protected cabs, automatic tree processors, the ones that take whole trunks and chop the life out of them and my personal all time favourite, the Aardvark mine flail.
Sorry Ben, you and your Fog of Hell are on your own. I'm heading to Johno's when the zombies come!
-Blast
More than welcome my friend, bring some diesel, about 5000 gallons and we could mash tens of thousands of them.
Registered: 02/06/04
Posts: 4020
Loc: Anchorage AK
Hmm, boys and their toys. I hope you use some of that diesel to cook off the glop. Zombie goo can get pretty mucky I hear.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
I suggest finding whatever it is about brains they're attracted to and synthetically reproduce it somehow. Then, figure out a means of communication, create some sort of reward system, and bingo! you've got unlimited free labor. Hmmm, I think I'd look good traveling on a throne carried by zombies....
Registered: 02/06/04
Posts: 4020
Loc: Anchorage AK
Trying to domesticate zombies, I don't think that's a good idea. Best just to be rid of them.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
And then some lonely guy would open up the whole human/zombie cohabitation can of worms and its all downhill from there. And to think I was gonna open the first zero emissions, eco-friendly zombie factory.
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