I guess I'd just have to resort to taking headshots on them. Meh, target practice is always more fun with moving targets anyway.

OK, so now I am waiting for Ninja Defense and Gecko 45 (The Mall Ninja)to show up.

More than welcome my friend, bring some diesel, about 5000 gallons and we could mash tens of thousands of them.

Hmm, boys and their toys. I hope you use some of that diesel to cook off the glop. Zombie goo can get pretty mucky I hear.

Not a problem, remember I work for an oil company!

-Blast

I suggest finding whatever it is about brains they're attracted to and synthetically reproduce it somehow. Then, figure out a means of communication, create some sort of reward system, and bingo! you've got unlimited free labor. Hmmm, I think I'd look good traveling on a throne carried by zombies....

Trying to domesticate zombies, I don't think that's a good idea. Best just to be rid of them.

Besides, every time it rains you get the wet Zombie smell and it is far worse than the wet dog smell.

You cant leave them out in the rain, its against their unhuman rights. I can imagine the PETZ law suites already.

And then some lonely guy would open up the whole human/zombie cohabitation can of worms and its all downhill from there. And to think I was gonna open the first zero emissions, eco-friendly zombie factory.