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Tony

Oh, there are a bunch of them out there for just about every make and model.

That one does have a tendency to make us less likely to issue a warning.

What should you do If you get pulled over anyway, I have heard everything.

Any for Chevy? Or Harley Davidson? How about Honda?

Chevy? Here's one I heard many moons ago.

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Can't believe I remembered that after these many years.

Pull over to a safe spot. Shut the vehicle off or put in park. Flashers on.

Stay in the vehicle, hands in clear view (top of steering wheel is good). If at night, and if you can do so without looking like you're reaching for something like a weapon, turn on your dome light. [In some countries it is offensive to make the officer walk to you, and you are expected to walk back to them. But in the US, that's NOT what most LEO's want!]

Then do what you're told. Remember, Attitude will be met with Attitude... so BE NICE. Sounds silly, but you'll probably be somewhat anxious and some people are apt to act too macho under those circumstances. Be Nice! I work with many, many LEOs who tell me "the guy was wrong, but nice.. I let it go"

I heard it was

Cant
Have
Every
Vehicle
Run
On
Luck
Every
Time

Good information! Hands and what can be in them are what we worry about. Window tinting also makes us nervous.
Driver's attitude is a major factor once contact is established. Have had people talk themselves into a ticket or even jail because they let their mouth overload other parts of their annatomy. Don't argue with officer about offense. If you believe you are not guilty, then by all means exercise your constitutional right and request a trial in court.

If you have a weapon in a location where it is legal to carry, most of us would prefer to be told up front. We may check it to determine if it is reported stolen, but will return it.

I for one believe in the right to bear arms by every lawabiding citizen and the lawful use of firearms.

So would they ask about the weapon, or do you just kind of run it by them.

Also, what does HAM stand for, and why do you need a liscence to operate or own one?

Oh, and does anyone know how wide a hummer is?