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#152008 - 10/15/08 04:29 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: Susan]
thseng Offline
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I count for two Y's as, judging from my offspring, I have no X chromosomes.

On the other hand I still don't have the guts to put my life on the line like Blast does. Wives tend to get "historical" which is a lot like hysterical: "AND THEN THERE WAS THAT TIME YOU FLIRTED WITH THAT WOMAN ON ETS TEN YEARS AGO!!! "

Let's not bring up the whole Zombie Hunter Outfit fiasco...


Edited by thseng (10/15/08 04:30 PM)
Edit Reason: decided to flush browser history and temp files just in case
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#152022 - 10/15/08 06:25 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: thseng]
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"AND THEN THERE WAS THAT TIME YOU FLIRTED WITH THAT WOMAN ON ETS TEN YEARS AGO!!! "


Um, women. Plural.

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#152024 - 10/15/08 06:41 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: Blast]
thseng Offline
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Ok. that's it. I give up.

I can no longer be held responsible for your spiritual welfare or continued respiration.
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#152031 - 10/15/08 07:29 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: ]
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I gotta get me one of them t-shirts!
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#152037 - 10/15/08 08:04 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: thseng]
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I can no longer be held responsible for your spiritual welfare or continued respiration.


But you see, stirring up other women's interests in me only shows DW that she posses something of high value. Let's say a fellow ETS lady sends me pictures of herself in a Milla Jovovich-Resident Evil inspired zombie-fighting outfit. When DW sees these pictures it only confirms that I was worth catching. Why would she settle for someone no one else wants? More importantly, her view of herself improves because she knows I chose her among a field of many.

grin
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Edited by Blast (10/15/08 08:18 PM)
Edit Reason: came up with a better excuse
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#152068 - 10/16/08 03:10 AM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: Blast]
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E komo mai, Sasser. Welcome
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#152127 - 10/16/08 04:49 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: Blast]
thseng Offline
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Originally Posted By: Blast
But you see, stirring up other women's interests in me only shows DW that she posses something of high value. Let's say a fellow ETS lady sends me pictures of herself in a Milla Jovovich-Resident Evil inspired zombie-fighting outfit. When DW sees these pictures it only confirms that I was worth catching. Why would she settle for someone no one else wants? More importantly, her view of herself improves because she knows I chose her among a field of many.

Hmmmmmm... Perhaps my problem is that my wife is already convinced that she has secured as a husband an impeccable male specimen of the species (issue of having two Y chromosomes instead of XY aside), and naturally expects attacks from every wicked city woman in a thousand mile radius without any need of further evidence.

P.S. Reminds me, her birthday is coming up - I think I'll get her one of those zombie fighting outfits. wink
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#152145 - 10/16/08 07:53 PM Re: Newbie and overly way super long posting [Re: Blast]
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Originally Posted By: Blast
Quote:
I can no longer be held responsible for your spiritual welfare or continued respiration.


But you see, stirring up other women's interests in me only shows DW that she posses something of high value. Let's say a fellow ETS lady sends me pictures of herself in a Milla Jovovich-Resident Evil inspired zombie-fighting outfit. When DW sees these pictures it only confirms that I was worth catching. Why would she settle for someone no one else wants? More importantly, her view of herself improves because she knows I chose her among a field of many.

grin
-Blast


Just for the record, I have never received any pictures of anyone in a Milla Jovovich-Resident Evil inspired zombie-fighting outfit. However, if any females want to send them out... smirk

-Brian, whose death wish might be fulfilled if his DW reads this post. shocked
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