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#149400 - 09/17/08 08:15 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: Blast]
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Better yet, Minister of Ducks! It'll be our way of weeding out the stupid.

Cut to royal hearld blowing trumpet and anouncing, "Blast, Minister of Ducks!".

Guy looks around. "Why is everyone crouching down?"

BOOM!

Smart people stand back up and wipe off gooey bits. Party continues, now free of stupid person.

-Blast, dreaming
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#149419 - 09/17/08 10:03 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: Blast]
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um, is this more like a 3 way sort?
1 Stupid = converted to gooey bits,
2 sort of paying attention and reasonably with it = covered with gooey bits
3 fully prepared = not covered with gooey bits and ready to party with the minister of ducks

- Eric

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#149429 - 09/17/08 11:45 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: Blast]
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Originally Posted By: Blast
the male cheerleaders SBRaider keeps around him. wink

-Blast

Just because I sent you male cheerleaders, I kept the females. Didn't want you i trouble with the DW. grin

When around Blast, be ready to run - FAST - away from him.
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#149443 - 09/18/08 02:07 AM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in Hou [Re: Blast]
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One of my favorite post-hurricane supplies is aluminum cans of water. At least in Florida, Budweiser just switched their plant to can water for a while and donated it. Cue Budweiser vs. water jokes.

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#149445 - 09/18/08 02:15 AM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in Hou [Re: ratbert42]
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Once, as a result of a pretty major earthquake, I came into possession of a case or three of those white painted cans of Bud water. Saved them for another "emergency." A few months later they bulged and some blew. I have always wondered why...
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#149461 - 09/18/08 11:25 AM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: Blast]
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Exactly my point, which is why out at the blind we say duck if the flock is coming in, and kneel if Grandad wants to take a shot and is still sitting on the bench. It got to be a habit, so cue the "kneel" order anytime Blast has a big smile on his face, or is acting excited about something. grin
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#149471 - 09/18/08 01:48 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: Blast]
thseng Offline
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Registered: 03/24/06
Posts: 900
Loc: NW NJ
Originally Posted By: Blast
Well, okay. Can I have my own squad of cheerleaders, though? Lady cheerleaders, not the male cheerleaders SBRaider keeps around him. wink
Oh, an oil refinery could be fun, too.

Technically, as King, I would be entitled to the [female] cheerleaders. However, considering I have the Queen to myself I won't be needing them. God Save the Queen.

On the other hand, as Supreme Dictator for Life I am personally responsible for your spiritual welfare.

I will grant you the oil refinery, in keeping with your title of First Chemist, not as Minister of Demolitions. Save that for your fiefdom in Nevada.
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#149472 - 09/18/08 02:04 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: thseng]
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Earth to Tom, it's time to take your medication again...

smile
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#149475 - 09/18/08 02:11 PM Re: "Military rations" being given out post-Ike in [Re: benjammin]
thseng Offline
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Loc: NW NJ
Sorry, I'm back now. Really.

Originally Posted By: OldBaldGuy
Once, as a result of a pretty major earthquake, I came into possession of a case or three of those white painted cans of Bud water. Saved them for another "emergency." A few months later they bulged and some blew. I have always wondered why...

Wow. Are you sure they didn't freeze? That's the only think I can think of that would cause that. Botulism needs something to "eat" besides water...
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