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#138912 - 07/07/08 09:25 PM When you have to Go!
BobS Offline
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Registered: 02/08/08
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Loc: Toledo Ohio
Everyone needs one of these.

http:// www.bumperdumper.com/



Edited by BobS (07/07/08 09:29 PM)
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#138927 - 07/07/08 11:48 PM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: BobS]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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Mine sits on top of a five gallon bucket...
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#138930 - 07/08/08 12:17 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: BobS]
SwampDonkey Offline
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Registered: 07/08/07
Posts: 1268
Loc: Northeastern Ontario, Canada
I used to work on a Forest Inventory crew and 6 of us travelled in one big van. The trick the driver liked to do was wait until you were out beside the van "getting rid of a coffee", then he would drive away leaving you standing there. Harmless crew funnies.

Driving away while using the "BumperDumper" would be really exciting and might even earn you a Drawin Award.

Mike

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#138932 - 07/08/08 12:28 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: SwampDonkey]
BobS Offline
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Registered: 02/08/08
Posts: 924
Loc: Toledo Ohio
I guess it would be good to make sure you have the keys to the truck before using this thing when with friends around.
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#138934 - 07/08/08 12:34 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: SwampDonkey]
Nicodemus Offline
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Registered: 10/30/05
Posts: 1341
Loc: Virginia, US
At least you were just getting rid of coffee. I'd hate to try and cling to the seat doing 50! LOL
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#138935 - 07/08/08 12:36 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Nicodemus]
MDinana Offline
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Registered: 03/08/07
Posts: 2208
Loc: Beer&Cheese country
I really, REALLY hope that the trailer hitch is off that thing when you're using it.

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#138937 - 07/08/08 02:04 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: MDinana]
dweste Offline
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Registered: 02/16/08
Posts: 2463
Loc: Central California
Looks like you should borrow some kitty litter from Blast for that thing.


Edited by dweste (07/08/08 02:04 AM)

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#138939 - 07/08/08 02:44 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: SwampDonkey]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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Some friends were at the beach one day, in two pickups, driving up and down in the sand, checking out the girls. They were stopped door to door, facing in opposite directions. One guy had to offload some beer (or something), so he got between the two pickups, with both drivers doors opened, providing a measure of privacy. After a look at each other, both drivers took off, leaving him standing there watering the sand, with a jillion people looking at him. Ah, to be a kid again...
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#138942 - 07/08/08 03:12 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: OldBaldGuy]
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Cute, but, IMHO, fairly impractical. A tri-fold shovel, trowel if you hiking and weight sensitive, and a roll of toilet paper are cheaper, lighter and more adaptable. For times and places where active soil isn't so easy to find. A bucket of peat eliminates the extreme funk that happens when you defecate into a plastic bag and it ferments.


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#138946 - 07/08/08 03:30 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Art_in_FL]
clarktx Offline
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Registered: 07/01/08
Posts: 250
Loc: Houston, Texas
Pass. I know that everyone has different needs, but I could name many things that I feel are concept flaws. Obviously, he's so happy with it he's making tshirts, so, more power to him. He's living the dream.
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#138973 - 07/08/08 01:34 PM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: ]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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Nowadays the guy in the middle would take a gun to school, shoot both drivers, half a dozen teachers, every other kid in sight, then himself...
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#139003 - 07/08/08 09:46 PM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Art_in_FL]
LED Offline
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Registered: 09/01/05
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Well, you could always leave the bag off and back it up over a cliff.

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#139009 - 07/09/08 12:31 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: LED]
Art_in_FL Offline
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Originally Posted By: LED
Well, you could always leave the bag off and back it up over a cliff.


Interesting. I guess you could position yourself on the seat, pants around ankles, and then have someone back the SUV up so your suspended off the cliff. Just don't stop reading your magazine and reflexively hop off. And if your helper, the one who helped you into position, was to forget about you, or develop a rye sense of humor, you could spend a lot of time in midair, over a cliff and sitting on a little white seat with your rump hanging out.

As attractive as the prospect of this end may be is it has failed to make my list of top 10 ways to die.

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#139013 - 07/09/08 01:25 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Art_in_FL]
frostbite Offline
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Registered: 07/22/07
Posts: 148
Loc: TN
wiring the vehicle battery to the seat could be somewhat entertaining?

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#139015 - 07/09/08 01:32 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: frostbite]
Chris Kavanaugh Offline
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Registered: 02/09/01
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The first french rotary engines used castor oil as the engine lubricant. The fumes had a laxative effect on the pilots. One frenchman came up with a trap door affair in his flying uniform and cut a hole in the seat and lower fuselage. Feeling the effects of the fumes, he would dive bomb the nearest german position. A french general learned of this and awarded our hero the Croix de Guerre. What the germans thought of this has never been discovered, but then they had Werner Voss.

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#139023 - 07/09/08 02:38 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
Art_in_FL Offline
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Sitting on that little seat and unexpectantly driven back to your suspended over a cliff face could have a similar laxative effect.

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#139026 - 07/09/08 02:45 AM Re: When you have to Go! [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
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I have heard of dumb bombs before, but never a dump bomb...
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