Hey,

An old Timber Cruiser I worked with taught me a back-woods remedy for treating chapped or blistered lips. You go in the bush and search for the freshest pile of moose droppings you can find (any ungulate droppings/pellets will do), they need to be the REALLY fresh ones that are still SHINY. You then rub the outer surface of the droppings on your lips, about once every hour.

It does not help your lips at all, BUT IT SURE KEEPS YOU FROM LICKING THEM!

Sorry Picard120, it is one of the only jokes I know and I rarely get to use it, hope you are feeling better.

Mike