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#117207 - 12/23/07 12:49 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: OldBaldGuy]
Chris Kavanaugh Offline
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Registered: 02/09/01
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I just read online Carlos ( his real name) is suing Penquin books over the publication of the assembled Chuck Norrisisms. I will stop here, with all due apologies if Chuck is offended. Back to Santa though, His Sliegh is actualy a Studebaker cutter made in 1898, a fine BOV I have myself driven. The reindeer would indicate a Lueko/Puukko combination from Finland, available @ www.ragweedforge.com run by my friend Ragnar who is some kind of viking pagan. I'm going back to my hunting blind by the apartment dumpster. I nailed, well sort of hooked a spendid Fruit cake from SEARS with my hiking stick and attached gaffhook.

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#117211 - 12/23/07 01:09 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Blitz]
Stu Offline
I am not a P.P.o.W.
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1058
Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State
Originally Posted By: Blitz
Originally Posted By: OldBaldGuy
"...I've been getting coal since 1976..."

You are soooo lucky, all I ever get is bills...


Yeah, so have I, Santa's been trying to sue me since I've turned 18 (for pain and suffering) Relentless. Should have never went there with the ex-lax thing. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Stupid.

Worrying about what’s coming down my chimney

Blitz


BTW I've been saving the coal.

Santa was talking about "squatting" over a certain chimney, with something he called coal replacement! grin
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#117213 - 12/23/07 01:13 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
OldBaldGuy Offline
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Registered: 09/30/01
Posts: 5695
Loc: Former AFB in CA, recouping fr...
Fruitcake. Yummy. I forgot that this is their season...
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#117214 - 12/23/07 01:15 AM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
Stu Offline
I am not a P.P.o.W.
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 1058
Loc: Finger Lakes of NY State
Originally Posted By: Chris Kavanaugh
Santa is actually Chuck Norris. He doesn't need any gear.

AWWWWWWWW I thought Santa was Jack Bauer. How else could he get so much done in just 24 hours? grin
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#117250 - 12/23/07 01:13 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Chris Kavanaugh]
Blitz Offline
Gear Junkie
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Registered: 08/23/07
Posts: 535
Loc: MA
That would explain why you never see them in the same place at the same time.

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#117280 - 12/23/07 05:15 PM Re: Santa's PSK [Re: Stu]
Blitz Offline
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Registered: 08/23/07
Posts: 535
Loc: MA

Santa was talking about "squatting" over a certain chimney, with something he called coal replacement! grin

Thats why I have razor wire around the chimney. Kind of a tradition for us. grin

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