"...I think the A-Team would be better!..."

Yeah, you could hock all of the gold around Mr T's neck to buy "stuff"...

I did the archaeologic assessment for Wood Ranch, a once pristine California oak woodland below the present Reagan Library in Simi Valley.It's a planned community now with security guards who give me suspicous looks. The Chumash medicine man Kote Lota showed up, looking like a cast extra from a Mad Max movie. And when Old Kote was done psyching out the new anthro majors with his Don Juan shtick he asked where the bathroom was? And I said "Bathroom? Why Kote, this is the real world. I thought you guys know how to do the do?" And Kote gives me a look of pained supplication and quietly begged for a roll of TP. I produced this stuff my polish catholic partner Bob brought back from Warsaw; coarse and scratchy with the flexibility of corderoy. I told Kote it was John Wayne TP. " Whats John Wayne TP?" I replied " It's rough ,it's tough and it taks no $@#* off of no injun." Hereditary Chief Charlie ' Tq' shlow ' Cook defused the situation by reminding Kote I was an acknowledged Choctaw Alikshe. John Wayne is a good choice, but I vote Gilligan. Anyone notice how much stuff they kept coming up with from the Minnow, episode after episode?

Chocktaw Alikshe must translate to "Wise Ass tribal comedian".

I'd only take Gilligan if the Professor came with him. How many folks here know how to get enough electicity to run a transistor radio out of a pair of coconuts?

Oh yeah, better bring along Mary Anne too...

I don't know about you guys but, for me I'll take nearly anyone on this forum as "BOB" (Bug Out Buddy) over MacGyver any day, shoot I'd even take Red Green (where's the duct tape) LOL

Mike

I'm going to go with Gilligan, look how long he lasted on that island,Actually I would rather have Marry Anne.