The Old Bill in Dear Old Blighty are preparing for the Big One.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/198567/Earthquake-training-for-police

Apparently in the last 1036 years (for when records have being kept) the number of folks who have officially been tapped on the shoulder by the grim reaper has amounted to 11.

Although I do wonder how the peasants coped with the earthquake threat before the Peelers came into existence.