What's under your bed? Dust bunnies, or things that might prove useful in an earthquake, fire, blackout, or other middle-of-the-night emergency?

Currently under the bed:

* emergency ladder (bedroom is on a second floor)
* sturdy shoes and socks
* flashlight
* glow stick -- in case flashlight cannot be used due to gas leak.
* eyeglass case -- technically not under the bed, but attached to the side of the mattress with velcro in case of earthquake.
* small first aid kit
* small radio
* whistle
* dust masks
* work gloves -- for removing glass and other sharp debris
* water bottles
* crow bar



Any other ideas?