What is best for the ear?

What do you keep on hand?

I believe I have a pimple or spider bite in the very upper most corner under the bend/ridge of my ear and it's not visible by me... and the wife says it's a bump but no "puss" thingy like a pimple has...

My ear is swolen, bright red, hot, and the pain is on the very most outside of my ear, and radiates through it... and it's gotten a bit worse where I can feel it on my jaw if I poke it.. basically it's swolen

Apparently this is pretty common, and the pain is just radiating and I can deal with that but if you touch it our bump it I feel like I`m gonna die, haha then it goes away in a minute or so.

I'd love to numb it.. what does everyone store / suggest??? Tonight for me it's jack and coke.

-Todd