I like to learn from strangers. An out-of-towner traveling by our store left this one for us. We got many of the details from the police scanner and the paramedics after a lady took her SUV into our river.

SURVIVAL RULE #28 - SELDOM SWERVE

--NEVER SWERVE TO MISS A 28¢ FOX--
It will cost you a $280 traffic ticket.
It will cost you a $2,800 wrecker/recovery bill.
It will cost you a $28,000 SUV.
It will cost you a $280,000 hospital bill -

IF YOU LIVE