On Sunday we had my daughters birthday party, and she wanted to cook hotdogs over the fire. The shame of it is I could not get the fire to light. what should have been a simple fire to start ended up taking almost an hour and a new bottle of lighter fluid. And even worse all the family is sitting there making comments.
Bloody fire gods must of had a good laugh too as I hung my head in shame.

*pats Lance on the shoulder* It's ok, man, it happens to all of us at one point or another. It just means you're stressed out- you need to relax, get in the mood. Talk to the tinder, listen to it.

And no, I've never had this problem.

(wipes eyes) thanks man.


LMFAO

What you need is a super soaker flamethrower. I can't get the links to work so type supersoakerflamethrower into Google & follow the link.

http://jampot.web-log.nl/linkdump/2006/07/supersoaker_fir.html

type supersoaker firethrower, supersoakerfirethrower doesn't work!

What was the problem?