What do you do if Russia invades? The previous edition is titled: "Prepare to survive emergencies and war: a cheerful take on serious recommendations." I'd love to get some of this cheerful take, except I don't read Lithuanian. (The full manual is apparently online.)

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/28/europe/lithuania-war-manual/index.html

Does anyone know enough Lithuanian to see whether there is anything useful, applicable, or fun (?) for us? Since the document is a PDF, I can't use Google Translate.

Needless to say, this thread is not for political discussions.