The super, ultra mega EDC keychain of doom

Original post here: from edc forums

You have to wear cargo pants to carry that monster.

I would be embarrassed if this is all I had while locked out of my car. I don't see any actual keys!

I know EDC key chains are highly dependent on personal needs. However, I wonder what's the purpose for the redundancy (e.g., 2 peanut lighters, and other things). An EDC key chain is typically intended to be less than bare minimum. By the way, a man bag could easily carry that little thing!

You'll need a walking staff with a wheel on the bottom to carry that vary far!

Sue

That has more survival goodies on it then my field bag!

Anybody want to bet he has a Maxpedition Versipack, or something equally tacticool, to carry that thing? To be fair I shouldn't critisize. I have a compass and a flashlight lanyarded into my briefcase.

WOW, talk about redundancies. What do you wanna bet he's also wearing suspenders? I guess whatever gives you peace of mind will work,huh?

Where is the shelter component??

What about a parachute?

what about the stering collom that is put into. that would snap the ignition part of any car in about 3 months.

I suppose as long as a keychain is involved somewhere in the mix it is considered pocketable?