Allright, now someone's gone and done it. The old "Don;t try this at home" preface to each episode. This is truly funny....truly it is.

Here I am at home....wanting to RUN down a mountain; just starving to eat a raw Zebra with my teef; dying to drink some Amazonian creek water straight from Mother Amazon herself; and on and on. But I can't!!! Why not? Because Les and the Bear told me not to!!! They specifically ordered me "not to try this at home"!!! So here I am....at home.....bored and frustrated.... because I cannot do in my own home what they do in the wilderness.

And what if I managed to create a wilderness in my living room, and run down a mountain while trying to catch a "wild" horse, and I hurt myself? What would happen to me? Why, Les and the Bear would be angry at me for not following their orders, that's what!

Before Hollywood's sex scenes they should warn people "not to try this at home". Perhaps we could make it Federal law.

I don;t get this reasoning at all. Help me.