*triggers the decoy charges before opening the concealed and armoured hatch of my escape tunnel*

Close doesn't count unless you have H-bombs- this baby is too thick to worry about horseshoes or hand grenades!

*slams the hatch and falls back into my emergency bunker*
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-IronRaven

When a man dare not speak without malice for fear of giving insult, that is when truth starts to die. Truth is the truest freedom.