This is pretty funny:

http://onemansthoughts.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/you-might-just-be-a-survivalist-if/

or

http://tinyurl.com/ypflcw

Don't make me laugh so hard this early in the morning, it gives me a headache

Man I went through that list and I've got a lot of catchin' up to do

BOBs sewn into the kids knapsacks. Knew I forgot something. Great checklist.

Way too many of those hit too close to home!

Now I know how all them rednecks feel when Foxworthy starts in on them, and they think he's reciting family history...

Holy crap thats funny.

uh...... some of those apply to me..

Classic!
How many of those ust be checked off before I should feel that I may have a problem?

Hmm. I suspect it is complete nonsense. You only have to look at the bit where he suggests moving 50 cases of food to allow the plumber to fix a leaky pipe. That gives it away! A true survivalist would repair it himself with duct tape from his PSK. Err, I mean...