Proposal to study the effects of 0.03% vs. 0.04% atmospheric concentration of an essential-to-all-life trace gas on plant growth. FUNDING DENIED

Proposal to study how Global Warming Pollution turns posion ivy into a man-eating plant. FUNDING GRANTED P.S. Please send a stretch-limo to the airport, Al Gore is flying over to personally deliver the check.
_________________________
- Tom S.

"Never trust and engineer who doesn't carry a pocketknife."