Does that make her your "bag pimp"?
Nope. She's the friendly government agency trying to help me break the habit.
Let's just say some of the bags are about as non-tactical looking as possible. I thought the bullet holes I added to the "Hello Kitty" bag suggested a Jungian journey into the collective unconscious, using the holes as a metaphor for the primal self that gets repressed by the passive modern persona and the damaged pink cuteness represented both the depths of the psyche and the anti-nirvanaistic isolation of our increasingly nilhism caused by our mechanistic society which prevents people from finding satisfying work or meaningful connections with others.
She's really not into social commentary expressed through diaper bags though... She also likes to call my small bag a purse.

-Blast