Scenario:
Reserved public park for a 90th birthday party.

Plan:
Provide charcoal for multiple permanently installed grills at the park so everyone can cook their own food.

Problem:
No one brought lighter fluid.

Proposed Solution:
Built a fire from fallen wood in each grill then added the briquettes.

Question asked about proposed solution:
How are you gonna build the wood fire without lighter fluid?

Answer:
You DARE question the FIRE KING!?! I should toast you right now just for asking.