"We are the middle children of history. We have no great war, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're slowly learning this fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"The more I know, the less I understand." The Eagles
Believing that guns kill people is like believing that a spoon made Rosie Odonnell fat. Unknown.