#95811 - 05/28/07 12:30 PM
Re: Favorite line
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,commander of the Armies of the North,General of the Felix Legions,loyal servant to the true empereor,Marcus Aurelius.Father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance,in this life or the next."
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#95820 - 05/28/07 02:45 PM
Re: Favorite line
[Re: infrared]
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Apart from my sig, one thats cropped up lately is a Phillip Marlow line:
"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."
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#95843 - 05/28/07 06:23 PM
Re: Favorite line
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Registered: 09/30/01
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"...one issue of prophylactics..."
There's that phrase again. Exactly how many prophylactics are in an "issue"???
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#95846 - 05/28/07 06:39 PM
Re: Favorite line
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Geezer
Registered: 01/21/04
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Loc: W. WA
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"There's that phrase again. Exactly how many prophylactics are in an "issue"???"
Sigh. The American school system at its best. Again.
OBG: READ it again and do the (basic) math: "...three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings."
3 lipsticks
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3 pairs of nylons
= 6 prophylactics in 1 issue
Sue (giggling)
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#95847 - 05/28/07 06:46 PM
Re: Favorite line
[Re: Susan]
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Makes sense I guess.
But then here are the "...sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills..." I have heard that some guys are not above using thingies like that to get some "attention". That could really throw the math off...
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#95863 - 05/28/07 08:32 PM
Prophylactic Issue???
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 11/09/06
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As the Medical Officer of the USCGC DRUMMOND, I stood @ the gangway and issued each departing member 3 Prophylactics, when we pulled into a port other than at home.
A high STD rate reflects badly on a C.O. and on the Medical Officer!!!! Besides, there are no longer any RED seated toilets onboard ship anymore!!!!
I know, I know, I'm was a sick gung-ho S.O.B.
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#95903 - 05/29/07 09:33 AM
Re: Prophylactic Issue???
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Carpal Tunnel
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That was for the first trip of the day out on liberty.
Remember, it was Coasties that came up with the "VD Inoculation Badge" story during WW2, which is why they had such good liberty in Naval Ports of Call, despite the competition!!!!!
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#95913 - 05/29/07 01:34 PM
Re: Prophylactic Issue???
[Re: wildman800]
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Smart guys, those Coasties!!!
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#95932 - 05/29/07 04:00 PM
Re: Prophylactic Issue???
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While it is noble to assist a striken elephant in rising, it is foolhardy to catch one that is falling down. Vietnamese proverb
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