Whoa, who is The Fire King?
-Blast, who had a hard day and has 3L of liquid oxygen...
Ice Age II has been out on DVD for a while now and as far as I know, no one here has claimed the Fire King title. I think that means I have dibs fair and square.
If you want to step outside and settle this like gentlemen, we can hold a Blast-off. Even if you win, its 1000 years bad juju.
Now, if only I could learn to spot those naturally occurring mischmetal rocks.