Whoa,   who is The Fire King?
-Blast, who had a hard day and has 3L of liquid oxygen... 
Ice Age II has been out on DVD for a while now and as far as I know, no one here has claimed the Fire King title.  I think that means I have dibs fair and square.  
If you want to step outside and settle this like gentlemen, we can hold a Blast-off.  Even if you win, its 1000 years bad juju.  
Now, if only I could learn to spot those naturally occurring mischmetal rocks.