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#94323 - 05/10/07 08:58 PM Ancient tech support
stevez Journeyman Registered: 10/22/03 Posts: 75 Loc: Colorado	"Ancient Tech Support" The following is a true story. Really!!! The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: "This fire help. Me Groog." "Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work." "You have flint and stone?" "Ugh." "You hit them together?" "Ugh." "What happen?" "Fire not work" "(sigh) Make spark?" "No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday." "sigh You change rock?" "I change nothing." "You sure?" "Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire." Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave* WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM*
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#94335 - 05/10/07 10:44 PM Re: Ancient tech support [Re: stevez]
wildman800 Carpal Tunnel Registered: 11/09/06 Posts: 2851 Loc: La-USA	Just like the early days of the Viking Banking System!!! _________________________ QMC, USCG (Ret) The best luck is what you make yourself!
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#94345 - 05/11/07 02:21 AM Re: Ancient tech support [Re: stevez]
ironraven Cranky Geek Carpal Tunnel Registered: 09/08/05 Posts: 4642 Loc: Vermont	Lucky Groog. I think anyone who's an MLG (Major League Geek) has a Lorto or 20 in their customer list. _________________________ -IronRaven When a man dare not speak without malice for fear of giving insult, that is when truth starts to die. Truth is the truest freedom.
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#94350 - 05/11/07 02:51 AM Re: Ancient tech support [Re: ironraven]
MDinana Pooh-Bah Registered: 03/08/07 Posts: 2208 Loc: Beer&Cheese country	Lorto PSK: Rock. Small Rock. Backup Rock. Flint. Club. Stick (backup club). Twig with leaves (emergency food).
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#94450 - 05/12/07 01:02 AM Re: Ancient tech support [Re: MDinana]
stargazer Enthusiast Registered: 03/05/02 Posts: 224 Loc: Idaho, USA	Sadly; Lorto's kind is still amongst us today and they are called PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER.. Though I wonder why Groog didn't ask if Lorto had backed up his fire oh, wait it's files, not fire.
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