My wife (Jane) always asks me (Tarzan) "Why do you have all that "stuff" stored in the garage." My reply " Ug! Tarzan see trouble, make fire with rock, know where water stored, feed family, protect Jane." (thumps chest) Jane to Tarzan "I wish you would start putting your loin cloth in the cloths hamper." Tarzan hangs head and slinks off to garage to work on bug out bag.