As for the Tam-O-Shanter, I reckon it helps a lot too if you have a big mop of Bozo-Orange hair. Frankie, please tell me that ain't you, or at least you're wearing a wig if it is.
I was looking for images on google and I posted that one. I thought it would be funny but actually what I'm talking about is more like what you can find
here and it's made of wool (not probably velvet).
Frankie