So what scares you more than zombies? A big silly looking dude with an industrial spray pack on his back, and a crazed grin on his face, heh heh heh...

He had plenty of ammo to start with but he forgot that the only way to bring them down is to go for a head shot, body shots wont do any good.

Funny zombie music video.

Even funnier zombie video!

I suppose instant messaging with zombie colleagues is one use of a computer in the end of the world

Speaking of highly ambulatory zombies, any idea how to classify the "Thriller Zombies" from the MJ video? They seemed kinda slow at first, but once MJ converted, they all got fairly well animated.

I would think colder climates would be better off. Zombies don't produce body heat, so cold or freezing temperatures would slow the disease which causes zombies, and maybe even slow the zombies down. Hot humid environments tend to be better for pathogens. The heat might lead to faster decomposition, a shorter unlife span, but the zombies would reproduce and move quicker.

This is all hypothetical of course.

Only because I got kicked out of med school! Mad! They called me mad! But I showed them! Bwah hah ha ha!

Er, um. Maybe you should, ah, just ignore that last outburst.

-Blast, who thought converting a vaccinia virus into a boron-10 "supertanker", modifing it's cell invasion proteins to focus on cancer cells, then irradiating it with a neutron beam causing it to undergo a microscopic nuclear explosion would actually get funding...

do you have the authorization to shoot animated zombies? or do you run from them?

You DO NOT have authorization to shoot OR hack at Scottish Zombies! That has been well established previously!!

Y'all think it's easy being the Village Idiot, but y'all are wrong!!! I constantly have to work at it to stay in perfect condition!!!!