I may have found the ultimate topical solution for a zombie infestation.

Chlorine Tri-Flouride

Use this, and you won't have to worry about cleaning up all the dead bodies even. Just don't get any on you through incidental exposure!!!

Yep, good stuff Maynard.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)