"...It'd probably get me through security faster..."
You just keep thinking there Butch, that's what you do best...
Haven't you been reading the news? If they pulled me aside I'd just yell "PROFILING!!!" and threaten a lawsuit. They'd whisk me off to first class on a gilded cart.

Though to keep up the charade I couldn't drink...hmmm...need to think about this more.
-Blast, foe of those who CAIR.