No woman has EVER forgotten Blast.

That's why DW doesn't even bat an eye when some woman pops up out a crowd, slaps me and then stomps away...

-Blast

Wait, Kuovonne wears biker gear? Send ME pictures of THAT! Now I've got Trace Adkins' song "Hot Mama" running through my head...

Sounds like we can make a trade: pictures of DW in her motorcycle gear for you in a tight zombie-fighting outfit.



Wow, Chris is right. The ETS boards have really strayed from finding the ideal psk container...

-Blast

OK It's all your fault. I read this and an hour later Resident Evil came on. So for the next two hours I'll be watching Zombie fighting with Milla in a corsety thing

I am so glad I live Hawaii as we have lots of scantily clad beauties here. For example, I just got my hair cut and my regular hair cut lady is a prettier, more petite, yet waaay more voluptious version of Angelina Jolie.

I think she would make a great zombie fighter and she usually dresses appropriately for it too! My wife met her when we took our girls there for a haircut and she said, "Wow!"

And the massage after the haircut is great too!

Speaking of biker gear...

I was minding my own business, cruising down the highway through town (30 mph) and got to the school zone.

A big (BIG) black Harley is coming from the opposite direction, then it does a graceful U-turn in front of me (reasonable distance), pulls up to the curb in front of the school, and the driver dismounts.

Dressed in black from head to toe: full-face helmet, short and tight (form-fitting, probably custom) leather jacket with a deep V-neck (nothing higher under it), tight black leather pants, high-heeled black leather boots nearly to the knee. She casually walked to the center line, picked up something, and just as casually walked back to the Harley, put it in gear, and took off.

And, do you know, there wasn't a single guy in sight that seemed to want to zoom past her, and they all stopped (BOTH directions!) VERY NICELY just as if she was in a crosswalk with a bunch of little kids.

I've never seen a bunch of guys behave that well. EVER.

Sue

The moral of the story is, dress hot while dropping off your kid (the caveat is, you need to be at least reasonably attractive to pull it off). You might cause some whiplash, but the kids should be safer.

Thanks for the laughter I have enjoyed from this particular thread, LED!!!

I have needed the laughs very badly.

Just don't underestimate our (us guys) etiquette. I always open doors for ladies, etc.

BUUURRRRPP, heck yeah!

Not on Hotel Street I trust...