I stepped out my front door and instinctively went into a Weaver Stance with my tritium sighted Mauser broomhandle custom loaded with Foichi cased .32 silvertips. But it was only some PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. putting one of those annoying windshield fliers on my Bugout vehicle about some local dermatologist.So I shot a seagull slowly winging seaward from the local McDonalds dumpster in case of Bird Flu.