That sucks, I'm a beer snob (booze snob). But I tend to go for darker beers. Hope you find something you like. You can blame part of your problem on the eighteenth amendment. Prohibition killed small brewers and created big companies that try and create a beer to appease everyone.
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A gentleman should always be able to break his fast in the manner of a gentleman where so ever he may find himself.--Good Omens