I recall a professional bodybuilder saying that drinking a solution of sodium bicarbonate helped neutralize the lactic acid buildup in tissue.  That seems a bit rough, but the chemistry is at least right.  Aspirin is another acid, and analgesic properties aside, I would think consuming more acid would compound the problem.  
A nice hot jacuzzi seems to do wonders for me when I am that sore.  Stretching keeps me limber, but doesn't do anything for the pain.  If I am in real distress, I find a good deep tissue massage therapist and let them work on me as much as I can stand.  
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
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