I once thought of climbing Mt Shasta wearing this pink glittery hydartion bladder obviously designed for some little girl.
It was part of a bike accessory package. It also came with tassles to hang off the end of ones handle bars (also pink and glittery) I was going to put them on the handles of my trekking poles.

I saw the Rocket rod at Wallyworld the other day. COOL.

HAHA That would have been a hoot!

That might be an option. It would have to be completely goofy looking though.

Although I like the "Rocket Fishing Rod" the best, I have to contribute:

http://www.instantfisherman.com/video.html

If I'm going to go to all that trouble, I'll just stick a couple of cherry bombs in my pack.