Good point!

Even if I couldn't get close enough to the four-legged kind, I could still practice with the LEO variety as they chased me down for messing with the animals.

Thanks for the idea, watch for me on the evening news y'all!!!

Headline tonite: "Moron eaten by bears alledgedly while testing his survival kit. Zoo officials have no comment, but bears' spokesperson states he tasted like chicken".